I Want More Chains

(said no one ever . . .)

This morning I went to make coffee,

but I couldn’t get the new coffee bag open because it had been glued so solidly shut.  For over five minutes and then some, I fiddled with it hopelessly.  Finally, I grabbed a pair of scissors and cut the entire thing open beneath the attached twist-tie for closing.  So now I had a permanently opened bag, and I wondere…